April 23, 2005

Another Answer for Marriage

OK, I went a little too far this time, but I’m not quite sure that I did. So I’ll throw this out to a larger audience for guidance.

When questioned about my decision to get married by a rather liberal female friend, I tried to pull her leg a little and answered her with this –

Well, ______, I thought about this for a while and I even did a cost-benefit analysis. Yeah, seriously! See, _______, I thought that I have a lot of needs, but if I were to pay for a therapist, a maid, a surrogate mother, a daycare that could parent — not just babysit, an investment strategist, an accountant to help with taxes, a whore, and more… I’d probably be broke within a year. So, I was thinking that a wife was a pretty good idea.

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2 Comments

  1. haha, beautiful. And so true!

    Comment by Elizabeth — April 26, 2005 @ 3:38 am

  2. Those are the same reason I want to have a husband…especially the “needing a whore” part :-)

    Comment by JennyJ — April 26, 2005 @ 9:51 pm

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