March 29, 2005

UPS Diet

Today’s dietary intake…
Breakfast = 2 Klondike Bars and a glass of water. (Does toothpaste count?)
Snack at School = 1 can of Diet Dr. Pepper
Lunch = X number of cookies from Costco + milk + Leftover Pasta.
Snack at work = Over a Liter of water.
Dinner = X number of cookies from Costco + milk

What’s going on here!?!
I don’t normally eat like this.
Don’t tell Joy if you want me to live! Well, at least give me ’til the end of the week so I can start eating right again.

Posted by David under Food |

7 Comments

  1. That diet is worse than mine!!! lol

    Comment by JB — March 30, 2005 @ 12:33 am

  2. David, that’s a terrible UPS diet. When I worked at UPS I had to eat right or otherwise I would totally regret it at work. One time I ate ice cream at 10pm the night before, the next day at work I was literally running, I mean sprinting to the bathroom every five minutes. I guess if your diet works for you though…

    Comment by Nate — March 30, 2005 @ 9:02 am

  3. Yeah, I know it is a bad diet. I planned on changing it today, but that will require going to the grociery store at some point. So far I am pretty much eating the same stuff again today!
    1 Klondike for breakfast.
    Pasta for lunch with just 1 cookie and milk.

    So, the content is exactly the same, but I am cutting back on the unnecessary foods.

    Nate — I haven’t had a problem with needing to go to the bathroom when I am at UPS. This is fortunate, because I bet you get really behind as a loader if you take the time to go and take care of other business.

    Comment by David — March 30, 2005 @ 12:45 pm

  4. You come back to a nice pile of boxes in the door of your truck :-) .

    Comment by Nate — March 30, 2005 @ 7:56 pm

  5. David -
    Where are the vegetables? Where are the fruits? Oh my, oh my… I knew your diet was bad, but I didn’t know it was this bad! This is just too much for my little nutritional sciences brain to handle…
    You posted that diet on March 29th and stated above that it continued onto March 30th. You became very ill on April 3rd. I think there’s a correlation there.
    Seriously - I hope you can start eating better soon because your body probably won’t feel very good until you stop feeding it junk. That poor body of yours! Ho hum… what to do with you?!

    Comment by Joy — April 7, 2005 @ 1:53 pm

  6. Joy!
    Hey girl, I stopped that crazy diet on the 31st, because I ran out of cookies and Klondike bars, OK? It was several days later when I got sick… when I actually started eating this other stuff you told me to eat!
    I say blame it on the carrots and bananas!
    Cookies and Klondike bars to the rescue!!
    PS — York Klondike bars were on sale again, so I got two packages of them. That’s enough breakfast for the rest of the week. :)

    Comment by David — April 8, 2005 @ 12:04 am

  7. You know I can hardly respond to such blasphemy…

    Comment by Joy — April 8, 2005 @ 12:46 am

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